Rodanthe – Watson Jefferson Jr. disappointed his entire family yesterday by wearing socks with his sandals to the beach. Early reports are saying that his daughter swore to God, and his wife quote “SMH.”
“What they are comfortable,” he defended himself to his family, “besides they keep your feet from getting burned, and you never know what you might step on as you put your feet in the ocean as you venture no deeper than your knees into it.”
“You look like a fool,” said his brother, Jeffery, as he adjusted his confederate flag bathing suit.
A local lifeguard, who wishes to remain unnamed, wondered why no one said anything about his jorts.
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