Dare Center – An argument was left unsettled today as Kitty Hawk resident Brittany Climbers and her roommate Steph Hammer debated the nick names they would use for the new grocery stores on the beach.
“We agreed Shitty Kitty was better than Food Dog so why can’t we agree that Pube Licks is the better name?” Brittany asked her friend.
“It’s not just about which one is more vulgar,” Steph replied annoyed, “It has to have a ring to it. I don’t feel like saying Pube Licks all the time. Shitty Kitty is fun to say. I’m sticking with my idea to call it Puke Dicks.”
“Aww come on,” Brittany pleaded, “it’s not like that rolls off the tongue. I know Pube Licks is not as good as Hairy Peeter, but I think it will grow on you.”
“No way! I’m not saying it, and I’m calling dibs on Trader Joe’s being Faded Hoes,” Steph said with a smile.
“Faded? I think you are stretching it too far. You could have just gone with Traded Hoes. You know because hoes get traded around by pimps, and what not.”
“Human trafficking is nothing to joke about, Britt,” Steph said sternly, “didn’t you watch that documentary I told you to watch?”
“I thought someone said the store was going to be an Aldi anyway,” Brittany replied.
“Aldi? What the hell are we gonna call that?”