Camden – Uriah Cardmartin is feeling lucky this week after reposting his Taco Bell sign on Craigslist again. Repeated attempts at selling the sign have resulted in offers, but his hopes are high.
“I been trying to hock this sign for a good couple years, but no body wants to give me a fair price on it. I gots plenty of time though. I can wait,” Uriah said while leaning on the hood of his 1984 Buick Le Saber.
Anyone who frequents the OBX craigslist will be familiar with seeing this Taco Bell sign for sale, that is of course if you are looking in the collectibles for sale section and not the personal W4M personal adds.
“I keep adding astrisks signs cause I think that makes it look more important! People are like ‘oh shit this thing has a ton of ******* around it. That mean’s this thing is totally worthy buying.'”
Uriah is also selling a some barbies and usually a tail light cover for a BMW. One has to admire the dedication of a person willing to post outrageously priced weekly updates to an item that has almost no chance of being bought in the first place.
“I got 4 Pekingeses and they need their Alpo wet food! It takes me a lot of time to post these adds since my Gateway P.C. ain’t as fast as it used to be, but I get it done. I like to go back and delete my old post then repost it so it gets higher up on the list. I call that ‘jumping’ my post.”