Miami Florida – Scientist and middle schoolers alike are enjoying a hearty chuckle now that Maria has safely passed the East Coast. It doesn’t take a much imagination or a degree in anatomy to see what the joke is. Immature people from Florida to Cape Cod were holding back laughter as the storm threatened the coast.
“It looks like a chubby wiener,” said Tommy Culpepper, a 13 year old local from Nags Head, as his friends and family laughed.
“I can’t even be mad at him,” his mother said, “It looks just like a johnson. Not exactly a big johnson though. I’d say this one isn’t a category five if you know what I mean.”
“Don’t worry about size,” said her husband, Gary, “It’s not the category of the hurricane, it’s the motion of the ocean.”
Some scientists were not enjoying the comparison of their work to part of the male anatomy. “We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and thousands of man hours to develop this model. It has a statistically significant predictive power, and can save peoples lives. This is the culmination of my life’s work, so you can understand how hard it is for me to admit it looks like a stubby dick.”
Doctors have long talked about how humor can heal wounds and ease stress. They are reporting a massive decrease in stress now that the threatening storm has passed. Local doctor Steven Stevensensonberg said, “now that we don’t have to worry about being on the business end of that thing, the only dicks left near the east coast are those people who can’t empathize with what the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico are going through.”
